Bourbon, Babes, and Brain-Teasers
Hi y'all,
It's Brie! It's been a while, but I am back with a light-hearted read for this week's blog.
I asked my girlfriends from TX some questions about bourbon, and its up to y'all to decide if their answers are spot-on or should be completely ignored all together- because in reality, we're 23 year old girls with not much experience on "whiskey drinking". đ
Either way, I think you'll find some humor in this.
The first question I asked was: What is the first word that comes to mind when you think of a âbourbon drinkerâ?
Some of their answers were:
CigarÂ
Library (Not sure about that one but I guess drinking bourbon is sophisticated?)
Handlebar mustache (Lol)
Big leather chair
Southern hospitalityÂ
âMy dadâ (insert photo of handsome cowboy man named Mark Sprowl)
My second question was: If bourbon were a person...
Whatâs his name? They said: Brent, Boone, Beckett or RichardÂ
Whatâs his job? They said: Land man, Rancher, or CFO
What pet does he have? They said: Rhodesian Ridgeback (dog)Â
Whatâs his toxic trait? They said: Always has a tee time
Whatâs his favorite vacation? They said: To the mountains in a cabin, with a fire, no connection, and a bear sitting outsideÂ
Whoâs his celebrity lookalike? They said: Tom Selleck (Richard from friends)Â
Whatâs his favorite country song? They said: "Drinkin Thing" by Gary StewartÂ
For my last question, I asked them to rank types of drinks a guy can order on an attractiveness scale:
(For example, if a guy orders the answer to #1, that's very attractive)
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Bourbon neat (duh)
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Old FashionedÂ
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Wine
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Beer
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Reposado (on the rocks)
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Espresso Martini
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Vodka Soda
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Tequila soda (they said this drink is for girls only)
So, do you agree? Comment down below if you think you have a better answer. đ
In more serious news, our Bourbon Tasting Experience is now available to book at Wellington Cellars, so if you haven't tried RPB yet, now is your chance! Email info@wellingtoncellars.com to inquire.
Cheers,
Brie

